You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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