True but thats because hes a fetus.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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