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I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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