One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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