He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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