You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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