that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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