Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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