It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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