Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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