I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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