i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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