She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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