absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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