weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you mean i was at the winter classic?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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