Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I wish my penis had an off switch
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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