My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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