NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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