Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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