He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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