Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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