TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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