Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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