I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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