My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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