So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
