..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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