she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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