Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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