My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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