The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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