So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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