I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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