I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You were trust falling into bushes
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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