Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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