It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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