She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I don't deserve a penis
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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