bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
