I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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