There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
