question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
only you would photoshop your dick
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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