road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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