I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Randomize
