Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
