How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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