A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
ok first of all what the fuck
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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