Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
