do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Someone came in the potted fern
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
