yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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