If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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