Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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